What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 00:14

{RING} {RING}
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
HELLO
What are some disadvantages of living in rural areas? What are the advantages?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
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Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Yes sir it is.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
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After a few moments he returns.
Sure no problem officer.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
What are some very specific groups of people you just cannot stand?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
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I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.